It's great fun to make jokes about lawyers, but remember most countries dont even have real lawyers or legal system.
Case in point...George Bachelor rented a 737 in Nigeria...didn't take long for "them" to stop paying the lease. So when his recovery crew tried to pick up the plane, they found out that a so-called "judge" had the fuzz box around the three landing gears and pour concrete in it... Bet the airplane is still in A Freakkka...So next time he had something fly out there, he had his own crew fly the darn thing!